Well, I decided I needed something humorous to follow the previous post. Problem is I have no idea what to joke about. So here we go for some good 'ole stream of conciseness jazz. Boo ya!
Milk, that's the first thing that popped into my head. It does a body good, right? Something about calcium building strong bones. Perhaps that's because bones are white and milk is also white. But teeth are also white as well, oh well. What's up with skim milk anyways? It's like white milk-flavored water without all the fun stuff that makes milk milk. Heh, "milk milk." Moo.
Most milk we drink comes from cows. Back in Bible times a cow was considered an animal of beauty, mostly because it provided a basis for living. No cow, no life. So get a life, get a cow. Anyways, back then it was a complement to compare a lady to a cow. Come on, give your favorite girl a good, old-fashioned complement, "You're such a cow." Might want to be prepared to duck.
Ok, I'm all streamed-out. Have fun. Go crazy. Don't let the bed bugs bite.
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