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I feel like being random tonight. So let's have a little activity! Who can botch the spelling of "Hooked on Phonics worked for me!" the worst? The limit being that said botched spelling must still be pronounced the same as the real spelling. The subject for this post is the worst I can come up with at the moment. Post your spellings! Have your friends post their spellings! Oh, and don't tell your English teacher. He will surely have my hide for promoting bad spelling.