Funny headline

The following headline was was on the front page of the school newspaper a couple weeks ago:


Also, the golden throne was on my floor last week. I took the chance to take a closer look at it. Attached to the underside of the lid was a note to the victim. I found a couple things odd about it. First, it was printed on a dot matrix printer. I didn't know those were still being used at the consumer level. Second, I guess whole prank can be described as "bazar". So much for a college reading level.